Don Chavez

I know you guys follow the bull fighting circuit pretty closely, but I felt like I needed to share this one. The matador in this video is Isreal Lanco, and you just watched a bull almost puncture his lung. I guess the fact that it almost punctured his lung is the good news, because the bad news is that he appears to be in critical condition.

Here’s what El Mundo has to say about the situation (with a little help from Google translator)…

The prognosis is very grave. El parte facultativo dice textualmente: “Herida por asta de toro con orificio de entrada en hemitórax izquierdo con una trayectoria ascendente de 20 centímetros penetrante en cavidad torácica y orificio de salida en quinto espacio intercostal. Neumotórax y hemotórax. Pronóstico muy grave”. The optional part reads: “Wounded by bull horn entrance hole in the left hemithorax with an upward trend of 20 cm in penetrating thoracic cavity inlet and fifth intercostal space. Pneumothorax and hemothorax. Pronóstico very serious.”

No word on whether the bull was designated for destruction or if it will receive a Nike contract.

Google Translator in full effect – El Mundo

I thought the site was lacking a dose of hot chick pictures, so I put together a collection of Brooke Banx photos. Who the hell is Brooke Banx you ask? You’re asking the wrong person. All I know is that she’s sporting a heavy duty upgrade in the rack department, and it looks like she gets paid to just look hot.

Honestly though, I don’t understand how that works. By that, I mean can chicks really make a living off of just being hot? I imagine that there’s got to be some sort of major trade off like having to give a prostate massage to douchebag club promoters and shit like that. And if you don’t do it, there’s always another willing girl who’s got fake cans, a fake tan, a flat stomach, and enough make-up to make the Mona Lisa look like a ten.

After the break, enough a few pictures of Brooke until I find another chick that looks just like her to post.

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All I know is that Frank knows how to party. Shitting in someone’s kitchen? That has Frank drank a case of beer and someone dared him, written all over it. It’s like Grandpa always said, “never test a man’s ability to shit in your kitchen on a dare when he’s drunk.”

Write that down and leave it on your co-worker’s desk. After the break, I’ve put together some more signs for your viewing pleasure.

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The ladies at College Candy discovered a new facial treatment that a Norwegian company is selling for a whopping $250 a pop. It’s pretty much a non-story until you find out what it’s made out of…

A Norwegian company called Bioforskning (which sounds like the owner may have had a mouthful of something when she was asked to name the company) has developed a facial treatment to minimize wrinkles and smooth skin utilizing spermine, an element in human sperm.

That’s right. Someone is charging to put jizz on people’s faces. I’m assuming that the $250 you are paying is to have it applied by a tongue depressor rather than by the usual method.

Hopefully this company will start advertising in Cosmo, and soon it will be open season fellas! For some reason chicks believe everything they read in Cosmo, but usually it does more harm then good. I swear, there are women out there that would stick a carrot in their ear during sex, if Cosmo told them that it would help them climax.

No word yet on whether or not you can bill your insurance company for the treatment.

Jizz on your face? – College Candy

So I saw these pics of Gail O’Grady and thought they were postworthy. I mean she’s just flat out hot, and believe it or not she’s actually 46 years old.

Now in between my thoughts of whether or not she’s ever done a nood scene, and if she ever hooked up with Sipowicz, I took a trip over to Wikipedia to get some info on her.

This bitch has been married and divorced 5 times! She must have a magical vagene, because I don’t know how numbers 4 and 5 fell into that trap. After the break, see more pictures of Gail giving her “I’m going to marry you, f the shit out of you, then divorce you” pose.

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