Don Chavez

Check out Pam Anderson’s pink… – Totally Crap
Rapper knocks out fan on stage – Nothing Toxic
Hot Sluts Episode 1 – Atom
Kim Kardashian sweating in a bikini – Glamzilla
Check out the chick in the background – Drunken Stepfather
The science behind being a pervert – Afrojacks
Hot Emo chick – HGOM
Vida Guerra in Maxim – Camel Tap
PBR changes lives! – Regretful Morning
Jenn Sterger, yada yada yada, TITS! – Busted Coverage
Lady Gaga vs. Katy Perry, who has a better ass? – Dirty Rotten Whore
Megan Fox and her weekly paparazzi appearance – NS4W
Celebs in corsets (sexy) – Uncoached
Emily Scott and her perfect boob salad – On 205th
The first 110 miles are the hardest – Bachelor Guy
Sex Panther Cologne – Manofest
Would you do Selma Blair? – Use My Computer
The reality of Bang Bus – Tasty Booze
Wake up with Alice – Barstool Sports

Via Livingston Daily

A convicted sex offender is once again facing charges after allegedly being caught masturbating in the Lakeview Cemetery in Howell.

Howell police allege a woman walking in the cemetery spotted Albert Sidney Reimann, 67, with his pants around his ankles and masturbating.

Prosecutors have charged Reimann with aggravated indecent exposure, a high-court misdemeanor, according to Livingston County District Court records. He returns to court Wednesday for an exam conference.

Reimann’s prior criminal history included convictions for second- and fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct as well as breaking and entering.

He is jailed on a $100,000 bond.

I wonder how long you have to go without sex before you walk through a cemetery and find the need to crank one out? I’m assuming I should ask some of my married readers, because from what I hear the girlfriend stops giving it up right after the honeymoon.

Maybe that explains why my uncle married a Peruvian prostitute. She doesn’t seem like the type of woman that would ever withhold the vagene given that it’s the best selling product in her business.

Sorry, I got side tracked. Back to this guy beatin’ off in the cemetery, where the hell are the rest of the details? This is why print is dead. Any knuckle head blogger would have scored an interview with this guy asking him what type of headstones turn him on the most. Instead, we’re left with something along the lines of “a dude was tugging it near dead peeps, a lady saw him, she was scared”.

Hmm, this one took some serious detective work, yet I still can’t piece all the evidence together to give you guys a 100% rock solid story that this is a former member of the Texas Tech Volleyball team (circa 2004/2005). So I thought I’d post these pictures to see if anyone out there knows some of the back story. One thing is for sure, these pictures are very NSFW, but they are also very censored, so they’re really only NSFW in your mind. Pervert.

Okay, so here’s what we know. This chick is getting is having gratuitous sexual relations with a guy who wears a wristband 24/7 while a roommate acts as photographer/director, and in the background there is a poster for the 2004 Texas Tech women’s volleyball team. Also, there are various Texas Tech related items throughout the room. So it’s safe to say that a) this guy is a douchebag, b) the roommate is pretty cool if it’s a guy, and extremely cool if it’s a chick, and c) this romp when down in a Texas Tech dorm room.

So now the tough part. Unfortunately, this chick didn’t want to wear her official Texas Tech jersey for the photos. Why, I don’t know. However, after taking a look at the 2004 TT roster, I have a pretty good idea of who it could be, but I’ll refrain from any sort of speculation beyond that.

That’s it, that’s all I got for right now until somebody else does the rest of my homework. Oh, and if there’s one think you will learn from the pictures after the break, I’d say it would be the Heimlich maneuver. I’m serious.

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Over 700 woman tried out for the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleading squad over the weekend. The turn out was almost as impressive as the way they narrowed down the field. They opted to have the potential squad members take a brief written exam that probably wipe out 620 of the attendees. Next they naturally eliminated the ugly and fat chicks, which then left them with a crop of ladies who potentially could become part of Jerry Jones’ sideline striptease revue.

All of that aside, this is probably the least inspiring crop of potential NFL cheerleaders I’ve ever laid eyes on. Or maybe the cameraman has a think for beat chicks? I don’t know.

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Laying face down on ice brings whole new meaning to being knocked out cold.

You watch NASCAR for the crashes, and you watch hockey for hits like this. Everyone knows you don’t put your head down for the biscuit unless you like hospital beds, milk shakes and bed pans.