Don Chavez

Thanks to Ben for the photo submission.

Hot Havasu bikini babes – Co-Ed Magazine
Shockey and his off season training – Busted Coverage
Rhianna in a tiny bikini – Glamzilla
Luisa Corna lingerie pics – Holy Taco
Coming soon…hot sluts (parody) – Atom
Cute college chick named Sarah – College Humor
Cause of dorm fire found! – Kontraband
Carshow upskirts – Leenks
NSFW Patriotic Girls – Regretful Morning
Hot chick in need of web design – HGOM
Jessica Jane Clement in Nuts Magazine (boob salad) – Totally Crap
Nice collection of amateur chicks – Dirty Rotten Whore
Jennifer Morrison in Men’s Fitness – Camel Tap
The Myspace toolbox – Uncoached
Win a piece of Yankee Stadium – Bachelor Guy
40 bad t-shirt choices – Manofest
Does this work – Dead Dog
Gillette tells you how to trim your bush – Blog of Hilarity
Katy Perry and her awesome chest – On 205th
Haifa. Weird first name, awesome body. – Use My Computer
Amanda Holden and her perky cans (boob salad) – Barstool Sports
Theresa Correa can’t see her shoes – Tasty Booze
Mancow gets waterboarded – NS4W
Please don’t fuck the animals – 13GB

That’s it for me. Enjoy the long weekend, and when you come back we’ll discuss the picture above. More specifically, we’ll discuss a bunch of pictures of this Texas Tech Volleyball player doing the unskinny bop bop bop with her boyfriend.

Until then, remember this gem. No matter what she tells you, she didn’t get herpes from a dirty toilet seat.

Also, make sure to follow me on Twitter. My brain doesn’t have a censor when I use that site, so it works out to be comedy gold.

http://www.twitter.com/donchavez

If this doesn’t get you in the mood to party, nothing will.

Evidently a full back bikini bottom is one of them.

Talk about a lay up. After the break, watch Britney Spears in a bikini get dominated by Brittany Daniels on the red carpet. It makes no sense that a chick in a dress can out sexy a counterpart in a bikini, but let’s face facts. K Fed ruined Britney Spears. I don’t care if she hits the gym every day and stops bangin’ back up dancers, she’ll never get back to her previous hotness.

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