2009 May | Don Chavez

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LONDON (Reuters) – A man who tried to hire a prostitute to take his 14-year-old son’s virginity as a present was spared jail by a court on Friday.

The Polish national took the boy out in his car and allowed him to pick out the prostitute, who was standing at the side of the road in the red-light district of Nottingham.

But the 42-year-old father was arrested because the teenager had chosen an undercover police officer, Nottingham Crown Court heard.

The man, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was handed a 10-month prison sentence, suspended for a year, after he admitted a charge of trying to solicit a woman to have sex with a child, the Press Association reported.

This is the problem with today’s youth. They have no ambition. Instead of taking the initiative to get laid, they turn to their parents and want store bought pussy.

A good father would have explained that store bought pussy is only acceptable if you are drunk in Vegas, a 30 year old virgin, or a politician. What this guy did was wrong, and now his son is going to go through the rest of his life thinking that money can buy anything…including Herpes.

Hopefully someone will sit this kid down, have a long talk with him, and explain that the proper way to woo a woman into bed is with alcohol and roofies.