Does that look like animal cruelty to you? I don’t care if you’re a horse, donkey, elephant, or a freakin’ llama, the best day of your life is the day that this chick sits and your back and drains a few buckets.

Apparently PETA does not agree with me, and they claim that donkey basketball is animal cruelty because the riders aren’t trained to handle animals, so they punch and kick them. I guarantee you that 100% of the people that allegedly kick and punch their rented basketball donkey, also kick and punch their significant other, as well as anything else that is breathing near them after they have crushed a bottle of whiskey.

My point is simple. Your average donkey basketball player isn’t cruel to animals, it’s your alcoholic wife beating redneck that’s cruel to animals. Don’t confuse the two.

What an ass – NY Times