Don Chavez

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are on vacation, which gives the Paps a chance to spy on Eva in a bikini. She did the “Alba” pose (if you don’t know what I’m talking about, I feel bad for you as you’re missing out on one of the greatest celebrity candids ever), but the monkey operating the camera didn’t quite have it in focus. WTF?

That’s okay though, because we all know how this works. Drum up some publicity on days one and two of the vacation, then on day three she’s topless on a yacht and “didn’t realize there were cameras around”.

Plenty of pics of Eva Longoria’s posterior after the break.