Don Chavez

I didn’t realize that Shannon Tweed was giving up her title, but evidently there’s a new “hottest rocker mom” in town. I’m not sure who she is, but you can see all the photos and contestants here.

In all honesty, I’m posting this because that photo is awesome. In case you’ve ever wondered what my face looks like when I’m in a strip club, that’s it. I’m shameless and do everything possible to make anyone looking at me feel awkward. Staring into a vagene with my mouth open, usually does the trick.