
The “Countdown to Summer” contest (sponsored by the mavens of keeping your brew cold aka Superfan Coolers) has been great thus far. We’ve had some solid comments full of snappy one liners. We’ll I’ve decided to mix it up this week. Today’s entry involves you getting intimate with the one and only Marisa Miller. How so?
I want your best pickup line. That’s right, what would be the line you would use to pickup Marisa Miller on the beach?
As usual, the rules are simple. Drop your pickup line in the comment section, and you’re automatically entered into the contest. After next Friday’s caption contest, I’ll choose one comment as the prize winner and they’ll receive a $50 cooler from our sponsor Superfan Coolers.
Also, in case you haven’t seen it yet, Superfan Coolers does stock the RC Cooler. Why don’t I have one of these?
Alright, let’s go to it. I’m going to kick things off by stealing George Clooney’s pick up line….
Hey baby, you got a working alarm clock in your hotel room, or do I need to run and get mine?
Who took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes?
Looks like you could use some lotion on your back…oh don’t get up i can make my own.
wanna get a pizza and bang?
If you were a booger, I would pick you first.
“I’d take you back to my beach house over here, but you’ll never be able to enjoy sex with another guy again”
“Hey, are you a veterinarian?”
“’cause these pythons are sick.”
(to sad girl) – “Hey girl why the frown?”
(listen to nonsense bullshit)
“Well, you know what I do. Thinking about myself naked puts a smile on my face. You should think of me naked. It’ll put a smile on your face too.”
It’s never failed me.
[...] Try And Pick Up Marisa Miller (Don Chavez) [...]
“Would you be interested in allowing me to insert my penis into your vagina or some variation involving the use of those two respective body parts?
“I’m from the make a wish foundation and you’ll never guess what kind little Timmy’s dying wish is!”
I normally dont talk to fat ugly chicks… but this is your lucky day!
Seriously… you cheated! That’s not how you do a real push-up… Now you owe me a bj!