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A Massachusetts woman accused of driving drunk while searching for a liquor store is scheduled to appear in Farmington Town Court today.
Thea M. Prunier, 36, of Auburn, Mass. was charged Sunday with driving while intoxicated, according to the New York State Police.

Prunier was stopped while traveling west on the New York state Thruway, in Farmington, Ontario County, moments after she left the Junius Ponds Travel Plaza. Troopers said they received a report that an intoxicated person leaving the plaza was asking for directions to the closest liquor store.

Prunier is accused of speeding and driving erratically on the highway, troopers said. She refused to take a chemical test to determine her blood-alcohol content, troopers said.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that Thea Prunier should delete her Myspace page. Regardless of whether or not she is guilty of being a drunk driving asshole, the judge isn’t going to have any sympathy for someone who’s “About Me” section reads…

I think I am outgoing, easygoing, total spaz and drink way too much! I love life (for the most part) and I am very lazy.

Occifer can you give me directions to the liquor store? – Democrat & Chronicle