
Talk about a slow news day. It’s so bad around here I left my apartment to go take pictures of funny looking Summer tourists, but nobody did anything worth mentioning. You’re tourists, you’re supposed to look stupid 99% of the time.
Fortunately we’ve got the Superfan Cooler giveaway to discuss. This is the last round and on Monday I pick the winner. That winner will get a virtual high five from me, as well as the cooler of their choice (up to $50 in value) from Superfancoolers.com. The rules are simple, just leave a caption for the above picture in the comment section.
You can also enter by leaving a caption in the comment section for weeks one, two or three (< ==those are links, click them).
I’ll get the ball rolling for you, and good luck….
“Ethel, do you see a whale? Everyone keeps shouting whale today, but I haven’t seen one yet!”
It’s amazing how much they have to Photoshop Kim Kardashian’s magazine layouts these days.
You were soooo close. I would have went with “Untouched Kim Kardashian beach photos”.
you know that beach chair that was over there, well its wedged up my ass now…sorriesssssssss
Sweet I haven’t masturbated to this picture in years!
Does this swimming cap make me look fat?
Do you mind lotioning my stretch marks?
What do you mean I have a tiny head?
Girlfriend, don’t look but I think that hot guy by the water is eyeing me up.
Be a dear and give me a hand? I sat on the freakin’ cooler again!
Don’t go there GIRL!