I guess someone from Bravo must have drugged me, because this is the second desperate “Real Housewives” post of the day. Whatever, this one is so relevant to everything you hold dear and pleasurable. Nipples and horse racing.

The Cougar above is Bethenny Frankel. She’s a cast member of the “Real Housewives of New York”, a New York Times best selling author, and recently became a master of self promotion vis-a-vis a see through top on the red carpet. Oh, and her father is horse trainer Bobby Frankel. You might remember a couple of his horses, such as Empire Maker who won the Belmont Stakes.

After the break get a glimpse of Bethenny’s headlights. Well not really. It’s more like one of those “Amazing Eye” posters. If you stare at her chest for five minutes you’ll see a sailboat with a slice of pepperoni for a sail. I shit you not. Remember you have to relax your eyes and start with your nose against the monitor. Don’t blame me if you don’t see it, it’s your own damn fault for having a shady optic nerve.