Besides sports, I don’t watch a lot of TV. One show I do make the time for, albeit usually during reruns, is the entire “Real Housewives of (insert city name)” franchise. The show originally started in Orange County, then they hit up Hotlanta (snooze), New York (better), and most recently New Jersey (it’s like the Sopranos on acid).

Some of you have probably never seen the show. Trust me, it’s worth it. There are plenty of fake tits and drama, and after every episode you feel better about yourself. So good that you’ll probably go out and rob a liquor store just do demoralize yourself a bit.

For those of you who have seen the Orange County version of the show, you’ve already met Vicki Gunvalson. For those of you who haven’t had the pleasure, here she is pitching some weight loss pills.

Thanks for that information Vicki. I also sell a great pill that will make you lose weight if you drink water, diet, and exercise. It’s called PlaceboRx, and you can only order it right here through this website, if you email me in the next 90 seconds.

Oh, and I almost forgot to mention this. That picture above is of Vicki getting her ass tattooed in a bar. As you can see, she’s a classy braud. I mean she’s literally farting class right into the face of the tattoo artist in every one of the pics (see them all here).