Jeez, Letterman is a freakin’ genius to put together this fake pro…wait, this was real? You mean people took time out of their day to go and “protest”.

Here’s a novel fucking idea. How about all of these smahht people who can take the time off from work to protest something, go back to work and be productive. Maybe if they’re more productive and do their job better, they’ll help to stimulate the economy and things will start to turn around. I’m just saying, going and protesting David Letterman might give you something to do if your unemployed and lazy, but it’s certainly not being a productive member of society unless your name is Jay Leno.

P.S. How come hot chicks never go to protests?