Look at that baby bump, it’s huge! I think a bunch of bitches just threw up in their mouths because Gisele’s supposed baby bump is their “if I hit the gym everyday for a month” look. Nobody has confirmed anything, People Magazine is just referencing their “sources”.

Ya, well I have sources to. So I’m going to drop some knowledge on everyone right here and know based on my sources.

Gisele has a vagina. It’s true. I can’t confirm it because I haven’t seen it, but it’s likely that she has one because she’s a woman, and a friend of mine saw it once (it could have been a shadow), but that’s good enough for me. Do I get more page views now?

After the break more pictures of Gisele covering her vagene with designer clothing.