Back in my day we walked uphill both ways to school, and chicks wore bikini style underwear. That was until I went to college and the best fashion trend ever (which took decades to cross U.S. borders) arrived. Off course I’m talking about thong underwear.

Apparently this fashion trend was never explained to Katherine McPhee and she’s sporting something under her shorts that couldn’t make Peter North’s dick move. Somebody please give this chick a gift certificate to Victoria’s Secret or your Mom’s dresser.