Shauna Sand hit the beach this weekend (I know breaking news), and decided to go topless. Good for her. I’m glad she’s not ashamed of her body or the fact that it looks like someone used a wood burning kit to highlight the perimeter of her pepperonis.

You remember those wood burning kits? That was the gift that aunts and uncles gave to the nephews that they hated in hopes that they would “accidentally” burn themselves. I got two every Christmas.

After the break, check out Shauna’s sick tan lines, puffy botox, and my strategically placed logo.