Michael Bay must be a fan of D-List celebrity sex tapes, because both Geena Lee Nolin and Kim Kardashian were at the Los Angeles premiere of Transformers 2. Or maybe that’s the demographic that Transformers 2 is going for? The celebrity smut addict that loves CGI and robots?

I’m just wondering why Pamela Manderson and Paris Hilton weren’t there. Was this event too lowbrow for them? I bet if put a made a trail of Happy Dust leading from the red carpet to the theater, Paris would have been the first in line.