Don Chavez

CLACKAMAS, Ore. – A man upset at the way McDonald’s employees handled his order was charged after allegedly calling 911 repeatedly on Friday to report the restaurant had robbed him, authorities said.

Jeremy Lloyd Martin, 23, was charged with improper use of the 911 service, the Clackamas County Sheriff’s Office said. He spent a night in jail over the incident.

According to a tape of the 911 calls released by Clackamas County 911, a man initially told a dispatcher that he was at the McDonald’s near the intersection of Southeast Sunnyside Road and Southeast 82nd Avenue and needed help. The man said he had paid $10 in the drive-thru but only received a single burger and a fry before he was told to pull around.

On Saturday, Martin told KATU he stood by his actions.

“I was very upset that they tried to charge me for food I had already paid for,” he said.

Martin said he has worked on the other side of the drive-thru window as an assistant manager at a competing fast food restaurant and has called 911 over disputes involving customers but was never before arrested.

“For me to end up going to jail over a $10 order, that’s just ridiculous,” he said.

I have no sympathy for this fucktard as I deal with people like this on a daily basis. The only reason there isn’t an “adult babysitting” business is because you can’t pay someone enough money to deal with the sort of bullshit that people like Martin generate on a daily basis. Instead, we leave it to our local police departments to deal them instead.

Now as far as calling 911 over a fast food order, I’m pretty sure there this happens on a weekly basis, and thanks to the wonders of the Internet we all get to hear about it. I just don’t understand why they don’t open up a Hamburglar hotline. Make it 811 or something like that. That way it’s easy for the simpletons to remember the number, and when someone fucks up their order they can just call the Hamburglar line.

Hell I wouldn’t even assign someone to answer the line, I would just have it play hold music continually. If you keep them on the phone long enough, they’re so stupid that they’ll probably forget what they we’re pissed about in the first place.