Don Chavez

As soon as I saw the bow and arrow, I knew how this one was going to end.

Get a free MP3 – Guitar Hero
Katie Price does Ibiza (naughty) – Totally Crap
Theresa Graziadei is hot and someone ‘shopped out her nips – Gorilla Mask
Miss Fatty (more like Miss Sexy) – Kontraband
Reese Witherspoon gets all wet – With Leather
Lauren Conrad has legs up to her neck – Use My Computer
Sexy Mexican soccer bitches – Attu World
Fake Adam Sandler movies – Film Drunk
Kim Kardashian found with rabbits in hotel room – Celeb Jihad
Olivia Munn Playboy video – Glamzilla
ALL of these chicks are hot – Co-Ed Magazine
Sexy chicks on video – Break
MILF runs topless on beach – Rich and Brainless
MSNBC encourages creepy sex – Blog of Hilarity
Florida Gator softball girls like to party – Uncoached
Alexis has no chest. – Dirty Rotten Whore
Anna Paquin in Self Magazine – NS4W
Brown Bag All-Stars – Smoking Section
She’s a hoe 4 sho – Big Smudge
And this would be a plane crashing – EJB
Monica Belluci and her awesome boob salad – Camel Tap
Bill Austin has umpire tourette’s – Global Sports Fraternity
Sexy guitar hero babes – Gunaxin
Look at that boob salad – Busted Coverage
Sexy Brazilian twins – Epic Carnival

At some point, probably after she went bat shit crazy, Britney Spears gave up on life, exercise, and bras. Which explains why Britney has been parading around the UK with both headlights on 24/7. Doesn’t anyone over there have a bra they could give her? Shit, even some duct tape would do the trick.

Ed. note: Just to clarify, the duct tape doesn’t go in her mouth.

Just thought I’d share these pics of me and Drina in Mexico with you guys. It was fun. Lots of tequila and baby oil. I figured this would end up on all those celebrity sites anyway, so why not beat them to the punch?

The Real Housewives have done it again and penetrated my blog. Speaking of penetrating…

Danielle Staub’s exhibitionism could come back to haunt her, big time! The former boyfriend of The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s cougar claims he has videos of her engaged in sex acts — with him and by herself — that he’s considering putting on the market!

In an exclusive interview with Star, Steve Zalewski, 27, whom Danielle dated and dumped on the reality hit last week, says his 46-year-old ex was sex-crazed. “Not only does she want to have sex all the time, but she loves the thrill of doing it in public places, where she might get caught,” he says.

He’s considering? More like who’s the highest bidder? I’ll start things off. One dollar….Canadian. Come on, are we really to think that Danielle Staub isn’t the one who’s behind this? She’s got money problems and she’s looking to cash and just like Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton.

Without using the Internet, what were Kim and Paris known for before their sex tapes were released? Nothing. The only way you heard of them was because they sucked dick on tape for money, and Staub is trying to do the same thing.

I’m sorry but I just don’t think there’s a market for her ass in the “celebrity sex tape” genre. My only recommendation for her is to just go full blown Internet porn like the chicks from “Rock of Love”. She’d have a huge audience if she did a few scenes for (NSFW) Seduced by a Cougar or My Friends Hot Mom. Hell, put her in the freakin’ Bang Bus and she’ll have an audience.

via Star Magazine

P.S. Steve email me, I’ll let you air your dirty laundry here with as many four letter words as you want.