Don Chavez

Bahahaha, this is why I don’t skateboard. This kid learned his lesson the hard way, but hopefully he’s on the right track now and will grow up to be something useful like a ditch digger.

Kristen Bell sideboob – Kontraband
One fine ass – EJB
Nikkala Scott and her gratuitous boobies – Holy Taco
Another fine ass – Nearly Good
Sarah Lyons sexy time – Gorilla Mask
Off duty cop shoots people after game – With Leather
Do as she says – EHOWA
Epic prank call – Totally Crap
50 funniest street signs – Manofest
Say good bye to Jacko and Farrah – Celeb Jihad
Hot chicks doing naughty things – Break
Gay exorcisms are fun – Blog of Hilarity
Megan Fox gets groped – City Rag
I love this beer holder – Busted Coverage
Cameron Diaz looking leggy – Use My Computer
Mrs. Howard Stern looking sexy – Funtasticus
Random chicks having fun in underwear – Uncoached
Wine rack fail – YepYep
How to tell if they’re real boobies – Big Smudge
Someone should take the digital camera away from this chick – HGOM
Siena Miller bikini candids – NS4W
Kendra and her prego cleavage – Camel Tap
Drunken chick boob circles – Co-Ed Magazine
Check out this chick’s name – Warming Glow

Dude, we get it. You’re working overtime so that you can take a week off for the Fourth of July. Totally understandable.

Just in case this upset you and you pee sitting down, here is a photo of two kittens.

It was only a matter of time before someone took to the likes of Break with a video series ripping on celebrities on Twitter. I’ve been Twatting for a while now, and I’ve got to say it’s a great way for me to…

• Get blow by blow updates on the daily routines of pornstars.
• Get lots of useless marketing advice from people who have never made a penny online. However, they’ve bought plenty of e-books that they’d love resell to me.
• Spew venom. I don’t think when I use Twitter. I turn the filter off and just post whatever is in my head.
• Passive aggressively call people twats by referring to them as a “Twatters”.
• Get unsubstantiated news reports from around the World, then dismiss them as the action of an attention whore who knows how to use hash tags. FYI this a hash tag. # Also, this is a picture of a beaver holding poop.

And I guess that’s it. So ya, it totally makes sense to rip on celebutwatters.

Go watch the video here and you can interact with me on Twatter here.

Time to bright up this page with some poon, and who better to do it than Olivia “I’ll pose for Playboy but won’t show you my ‘ronis or vagene” Munn. She’s been going from one movie premiere to another, and I’ll be honest, I don’t mind.

One question though. What’s going on with her boob salad in these pictures? Is it just me or did she cranky those things up about 3.5 inches for the big night out?