Don Chavez

I’ll tell you right now that death isn’t a laughing matter. Which reminds me of a story my father’s second cousin told me (he’s a funeral director).

His friend was a pharmacist down the street from the funeral home. The funeral home was at the top of a hill, and one day they were wheeling a stiff out to the hearse. For whatever reason nobody was paying attention and the coffin eluded them. It was on that wheeled cart they use, and it started rolling down the hill. Down the hill and right through the store front window of the pharmacy.

The window shattered and the pharmacy was a mess. It was at that moment that the customer at the counter turned to my father’s second cousin’s pharmacist friend and said….

“You got anything for this coughin’”

So maybe death is funny. Which would explain this collection of tombstones I put together.

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Evidently I’m a jaded fool for not thinking that if you put a keg into a bonfire, it pretty much becomes a game of “run from the shrapnel”. Just ask this guy. Over at Ernie’s House of Whoop Ass, he’s got all the bloody pics of this guy’s lucky dance with an exploding keg.

Oh shit, why did I do that? – EHOWA

If I could be a professional athlete in any sport, I think I’d have to put bowling at the top of the list. I mean are you going to look me straight in the eye and tell me that this guy didn’t get a beaner from three chicks after making this shot? Of course not, because you know that bowling groupies get down on their knees for a good trick shot.

Milene has a nice arse – Holy Taco
Miss Co-Ed Debra A (A for ass) – Co-Ed Magazine
Is Isabel Lucas hotter than Megan Fox? – Celeb Jihad
Audrina Patridge took her boobies on the red carpet – Use My Computer
Gruesome car accident – Totally Crap
Rachel has nice tatas – Busted Coverage
Rose McGowan and a see thru dress – Camel Tap
Hot chicks. That’s all. – Funtasticus
MMA fighter celebrates loss with a back flip – With Leather
Shaq’s fat ass is going to Cleveland – Uncoached
In the mood for a fight? Here you go…- Break
Nikki Long and her inflatable chest – Gorilla Mask
Homeless chick going to Harvard – Blog of Hilarity
Jordan and her boob salad in Ibiza – Boobie Blog
Sammy Brady and her floppy juggs – Gunaxin
Awe a cute lion! – The Danza Tap
10 funnny pics of other people as Bruce Lee – Epic Carnival
Avril Lavigne looking like a chick – Dirty Rotten Whore
Wii + Boobs (nsfw) – EJB
J Lo lets the peperoni slip – City Rag
Katy Perry, no clothes, with pizza – NS4W
Lions and marriage – Funny Hub
Greenpeace activist beaten to a pulp – Nothing Toxic
10 Most annoying commercials on TV – Manofest
Kate Moss upskirt – Glamzilla
Dead people fucking – The Frisky
Before they were stars – YepYep

One of these guys, who is trying to be the best at exercising, slams right into the parked car on the right side of the screen. Everything about this video is excellent. It has athleticism, drama, a fantastic collision, and a Colombian woman who I thought was stealing an injured man’s bicycle. It’s almost like the running of the bulls only your mom doesn’t participate in a gangbang at the end of it.