Don Chavez

I know how much you guys like strange stuff. Food, pets, women, etc. the list goes on and on. So I thought why not put together a gallery of strange shit for ya. After the break double check to make sure you’re not related to any of these people. If you are, legally changing your name and moving out of state might be a viable option.

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I bet you if Kim Kardashian turned to the side while wearing sneakers it will look like a casting call for Depends. People go crazy over her ass, but most of the time she perks it up a bit by wearing heels. Throw her in sneakers and bam…it’s a cellulite farm.

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Oil and water, cats and dogs, me and feminists, fireworks and your junk. These are all this that don’t go together. I can understand trying to be funny, but this is just stupid. If you want a real thrill wrap a bungy cord around your nuts and attach the other end to the bumper of a F-150. Tug of war!!!!!!

Are these real or fake? – EJB
Trampoline boobs – Kontraband
Welcome Heather Fawcett to the spank bank – Gorilla Mask
This was definitely worth it – EHOWA
It puts the lotion on it’s cleavage – Nearly Good
Nilanti and her boob salad – Boobie Blog
Check out Tron Man – Film Drunk
Is Hef the greatest American douchebag? – The Danza Tap
Celebs responds to Perez getting punched – Celeb Jihad
Man gets 3 yrs of anal rape for stealing Lance’s bike – With Leather
I get it, some of those are vaginas! – Holy Taco
Jessica Simpson nipslips – City Rag
Moooore Megan Fox – Use My Computer
Vanessa is very curvy – On 205th
Hilary Duff lookin a bit top heavy – NS4W
MMMMM Bacon – The Bachelor Guy
Poker will solve Africa’s problems – Blog of Hilarity
10 incredible celeb impersonators – Unreality Mag
Chicks making out on camera – Break
Taiwan to legalize whoredom – Uncoached
More chicks making out – Dirty Rotten Whore
Dying is better than moving – Chris “I’ll steal your girlfriend” Illuminati
Dude has mad draft disease – Global Sports Fraternity
UT baller digging for gold – Busted Coverage
Bahara is one stacked chick – HGOM
Nice legs – Loser with Socks
10 odd feats of strength – Epic Carnival
This chick is pissed at Terrell Owens – Totally Crap
WTF tattoos – Co-Ed Magazine
Hump day hotties – Funtasticus

Michael Bay must be a fan of D-List celebrity sex tapes, because both Geena Lee Nolin and Kim Kardashian were at the Los Angeles premiere of Transformers 2. Or maybe that’s the demographic that Transformers 2 is going for? The celebrity smut addict that loves CGI and robots?

I’m just wondering why Pamela Manderson and Paris Hilton weren’t there. Was this event too lowbrow for them? I bet if put a made a trail of Happy Dust leading from the red carpet to the theater, Paris would have been the first in line.