Don Chavez

That was quick. I think this just verifies that Tom Brady has super healing and inseminating powers. If I had to guess, Gisele will probably have a full developed healthy baby in three, four months tops.

Pffft, I’ll hit this shot any day of the week and three times on Sunday if my life consisted of avoiding geometry homework and wondering if my girlfriend is going to let me get to second base next weekend. But since my life consists of avoiding doing real work and finding this to complain about, I don’t have time for shit like this.

Ed: pics have been removed. So just enjoy the mashing above which is unrelated.

I know mainstream media is struggling to keep up with the fast paced world of blogging and Twittering, but this is getting ridiculous. I mean leaking topless photos of your field personnel? Shame on you. If you want to pull a stunt like this you should hire Paris Hilton or the fat Kardashian girl. No, the other fat Kardashian.

So I guess this one is a homework assignment for the Vezaholics (yes, you finally have a nickname and I expect local chapters or Vezaholics to form in dive bars throughout the country). If anyone lives in Myrtle Beach, email me. I want to know if we’re dealing with someone who was on air talent, or if this is just a coffee runner that’s still on the payroll and likes to snap cell phone photos during her downtime.

If you’re in the Northeast you know what I’m talking about. This weather makes Armageddon sound like a fun time. All I’m asking for is a little sunshine to brighten up my parents basement while I blog.

Kristen Deluca is now serving boob salad – Gorilla Mask
Kid struggles with eating ice cream (funny) – Totally Crap
This chick is named Moon. Go figure, she has a tight ass. – Holy Taco
McConaughy knocks up some braud – Celeb Jihad
Another Megan Fox Transformers premier gallery – NS4W
Father of the year – Kontraband
I love this eHarmony rejection – Nearly Good
Belly button – With Leather
True Blood episode recap – Unreality Mag
Painted tata Playboy Parties – Uncoached
Chicks on camera shaking their ya know – Break
Katie Price looks like she’s about to explode – Boobie Blog
Gina Pistol is a smokin’ hot WAG – Gunaxin
Danica Patrick is not helping the cause – Epic Carnival
Jennifer Aniston pantie flash – Glamzilla
Bree Olson in Daisy Dukes! – Camel Tap
Golf just got sexy – Rich and Brainless
15 unacceptable photos of men in tight clothing – Attu World
Bruno & Co. in anatomically correct body suits – Film Drunk
Lady Gaga has a wedgie – Dirty Rotten Whore
Which tramp is hotter? – Tasty Booze
Footballer apologizes for showing cock on TV – Busted Coverage
Hillary Fisher looks okay – HGOM
Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland sneak peek – Celebrity Odor
55 pics of pets dressed as humans (ridiculous) – Manofest