Don Chavez

This pumpkin pie haircutted freak got what he deserved. Never, and I mean never disrespect Mother Nature like this. Her grassy hills were not put there so you and your friends could smoke cheeba and attempt silly stunts on your bicycle. They were put there so you could pick flowers and take about the meaning of life.

P.S. This kid didn’t have a chance in Hell of landing this jump.

Melissa Rycroft is f’n hot – Holy Taco
Leona Lewis and her boob salad – Boobie Blog
Bikini wax fail – Kontraband
Probably the funniest/grossest 2 NSFW pics ever – Totally Crap
Olivia Munn’s Playboy pics – Celeb Jihad
Tons of Kristen Bell bikini candids – Use My Computer
This chick has an unreal body – Attu World
10 most entertaining NBA players of all time – Epic Carnival
Miss Co-Ed, more like Miss Implant – Co-Ed Magazine
Christina Milan lookin’ hot – On 205th
Erica loves thongs – Gorilla Mask
Megan Fox responds about “The flower kid” – NS4W
Melanie Brown shows off her oral skills – Glamzilla
The best fights on the web – Break
Maryland lacrosse chicks look fun – Uncoached
Rocky just won’t die – With Leather
Monday morning hot chicks – Funtasticus
5 worst fathers, evahhhh – Big Smudge
Hot college chicks showing some skin – Rich and Brainless
Jordan busting out in her bikini – Camel Tap
10 sexiest fast food restaurant commercials – Manofest
Lohan in a hooker dress – Dirty Rotten Whore
The ultimate list of “maybe” porn stars – The Frisky
Corrie Lufton in a bikini – Straight Pinkie

Wow did I kick as this week or what? Site traffic is up and advertising revenue is down. Fuck ya! I might have to start asking for spare change on the Internet like Hail Mary Jane.

We had some new additions to the site this week. Mr. Freeze in responsible for all hard nipples on the website. The cartoon version of DC is now in charge of block out all uber douchebag faces as deemed necessary. Also, I let you guys play “name that dumper” for 24 hours.

In other news, I got a hot tub for last call (see above). Please be respectful and don’t pee in the water. I’m talking to you Olivia Munn. Speaking of Olivia Munn, the new issue of Playboy hit the bathroom floor today and there are many pictures of her naked underneath her bikini, it’s insane! Why bother buying the issue, when you can not jerk off to the pictures here.

In closing, visit the following sites because they also kicked some ass this week. See you on Monday.

Gorilla Mask
With Leather
Celeb Jihad
Kontrand
EJB
Phun
Totally Crap
Break
EHOWA

Look at that baby bump, it’s huge! I think a bunch of bitches just threw up in their mouths because Gisele’s supposed baby bump is their “if I hit the gym everyday for a month” look. Nobody has confirmed anything, People Magazine is just referencing their “sources”.

Ya, well I have sources to. So I’m going to drop some knowledge on everyone right here and know based on my sources.

Gisele has a vagina. It’s true. I can’t confirm it because I haven’t seen it, but it’s likely that she has one because she’s a woman, and a friend of mine saw it once (it could have been a shadow), but that’s good enough for me. Do I get more page views now?

After the break more pictures of Gisele covering her vagene with designer clothing.

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Back in my day we walked uphill both ways to school, and chicks wore bikini style underwear. That was until I went to college and the best fashion trend ever (which took decades to cross U.S. borders) arrived. Off course I’m talking about thong underwear.

Apparently this fashion trend was never explained to Katherine McPhee and she’s sporting something under her shorts that couldn’t make Peter North’s dick move. Somebody please give this chick a gift certificate to Victoria’s Secret or your Mom’s dresser.