Bloody clippers

Via The Telegraph

The young man had to be rushed to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire. The wound was disinfected to cleanse it before he was given a bed in an observation ward.

“This is something we would advise men never to attempt,” a medic said, “The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man’s sexual performance.

“Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand.”

Well that’s what I call going out on a limb. Yes, I think it’s safe to say that trying to trim a little excess skin off your Ben Hogan with a pair of nail clippers might be a little bit painful.