
Just when you thought you had seen it all, the Xbox game “Remote Masseuse” comes along.
From the Xbox LIVE marketplace…
This game was classified by the community with the following category scores – Violence=0/3, Sex=0/3, Mature Content=0/3. Take control of someone else’s controller to give them a soothing massage, either locally or over XBox Live. Solo mode lets you use your own controller to relax. Different vibration settings allow you to give the massage you want to give or receive. Supports voice chat so you can request the perfect massage. Great for long distance relationships.
At only 200 points (under $3) this game is a steal, especially if your a fan of your controller having a personal scent to it. Basically what this game does is it cuts right to the chase. Your lady will never have to endure sitting on a controller while she pretends to be running a straight dive in Madden.
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