When someone says Katie Price (Jordan) and pump in the same sentence, you’ve got one thing on your mind right? Errr, the gas station.

How does shit like this happen? I’m in the top 5 percentile of all assholes and I never let a skirt pump gas. The only thing I let a chick pump is me.

Look at the face of that gas station attendant, he knows he f’d up. If he had hustled up and pumped her gas, he probably would have gotten a cheap feel as a tip. And by cheap feel, I mean she might have accidentally brushed her boob salad against his back, but only because her cans are fake so she can’t feel when they’re rubbing up against something. It’s a hazard of the fake porn star vocation.