Don Chavez

Have I mentioned that it’s been raining here for like a 25 out of the last 30 days? If I lived in Seattle I’d be down with this weather and wearing flannel shirts with cut off sleeves, but I really don’t think I can take it anymore. Seriously, if I had an ark I’d get the hell outta here until Summer started acting like Summer.

FYI, I’m starting to develop some Photoshop skillz (with a z) to compliment my nun chuck skills. If you any of you out there are mavens of the PSD, feel free to submit your funny shops to me and I might post them. As far as the picture above, that’s the hottest damn cloud I’ve ever seen (look closely) and if that’s what was killing my Summer, I wouldn’t complain at all.

Even $ says you would do dirty things to this chick – Totally Crap
Camille busts out of her bikini – Gorilla Mask
Jizz in my pants – Kontraband
Nut smashing – EJB
Hands free detonation – The Danza Tap
Denise Richards in a bikini – Celeb Jihad
Porn or tennis? – Busted Coverage
Hot chicks almost nekked – Break
Top 40 real men of genius vids – Epic Carnival
Buffalo wing sauce cookies – The Bachelor Guy
Cheryl Tweedy is perky – NS4W
10 sexy PETA videos – Uncoached
Bar Refaeli naked (vid) – Co-Ed Magazine
Joanna Krupa has a sister. (sexy time) – With Leather
Canadian bitches – Gunaxin
Hot chicks on a boat – Funtasticus
Kelly Brook’s ass in jeans – Dirty Rotten Whore
Another Megan Fox gallery – Rich and Brainless
Random hot chicks – HGOM
This chick is dirty – Nearly Good
White trash weddings – Holy Taco
Poopie pants – Regretful Morning
Guy gets jaw broken in two places – Nothing Toxic
This is a nice ass – City Rag
Beyonce Knowles gets wet – Glamzilla
Hayden looks like a hooker – Use My Computer
The incredible mini Hulk – Manofest
Big Brother chick shows her boob salad in the shower – EHOWA
Bill Austin is back – Global Sports Fraternity