Don Chavez

This video couldn’t have come to me at a better time. Just this weekend someone asked me about bungee jumping and whether or not it’s safe. I’ve never bungee jumped and never will, but I gave some answer along the lines of they take every precaution possible and they make sure that there is just enough bungee cord so that you don’t hit the ground, but also so you don’t sling shot back up into the bridge or platform.

Well aren’t I an asshole. Scratch that, aren’t these guys assholes, because this person enjoyed a nice free fall into Mother Earth. Talk about one of your all-time greatest “oh shit” moments, yet the woman behind the camera has about as much genuine concern in her voice as a nose biting Vietnamese hooker.