Hi everyone,

We have a beautiful 3 Bedroom, 1 1/2 Bathroom located in Back Bay.

About US: We are two girls entering our senior year of Emerson College studying journalism. We are laid back, studious, and very friendly.

Ideal roommate: Somebody laid back, social, and responsible.

P.S. Both of us are bi-sexual and sometimes host dildo parties with our girlfriends. Don’t worry, it is usually about 10 people in one of our bedrooms.

Let us know if you are interested.

Hmm. Let me start off and say that I’ve slept with a chick from Emerson and she was a real tomcat. However, you and I both know that if this add is real, the two roommates involved are wildebeests (unless they want to prove otherwise with photos for my readers).

That’s just the way these things work.

In your head you imagine that these brauds look like Jenna Jameson and Tera Patrick in their prime, but in reality it’s Betty White and Rosie O’Donnell. Sorry, I don’t make up the rules. I just know that two hot bisexual chicks that live together in Boston and are looking for a roommate is an anomaly.

Thanks to Donny for the tip.