Alright, I take it back. I shouldn’t poke fun at Elle just because she’s getting old and her thigh was caught at an awkward moment making her skin appear super wrinkly. After all, I’m sure at least 22% of my readers found out what their dick was for when they saw one Elle Macpherson in a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.

Now before you get to the rest of the pictures, I want to go on the record and say that it’s my opinion that Elle Macpherson got screwed by these photos. I bet you even money that if you saw her in person , your pants would suddenly become tighter. Maybe I’m wrong, but in this day and age where candid photos like these are usually photoshopped to cover any flaws, I have a feeling that someone is trying to bring Elle Macpherson down. No worries Elle. We got your back – and your front if you like.