I decided that this announcement couldn’t wait until Monday, because it’s that big. It’s never been done before in the men’s interest blogging niche.

Starting next week, Jessica Mitchell will be contributing here on DonChavez.com. That’s right Vezaholics, I now have a chick lined up to write for the site and answer all of your questions pertaining to hot chicks and how you might accidentally convince one to go on a date with you.

The name of her column is “Ask A One Legged Hot Chick”. I shit you not, the hottest female amputee blogger has joined forces with me to dominate the Internet with humor, dating advice, and boobs. Speaking of which, after the jump Jessica breaks the ice by answering the old “Ask A Hot Chick” questionnaire. She then follows it up with a gallery of photos which I had to censor in order to publish on the site.

But before I send you onto her pics, you might be wondering how you become the first to “Ask A One Legged Hot Chick”? Simple, just follow Jessica on Twitter (CLICK HERE!!!!) then tweet your question to her. That simple. Each week she’ll pick one question and enlighten you with her answer. If you guys play nice, she might even post some photos with her answer.

Now onto the good stuff…

1) What’s your name?

Jessica Mitchell

2) Where are you from?

Oregon, originally. Moved to beautiful and sunny California in 2007

3) What’s your age?

21

4) What’s your occupation?

Model. I moonlight as a brain surgeon

5) What is your favorite sports team?

LA Lakers of course!

6) If you could date one athlete past or present, who would it be and why?

Andre Agassi. Something about him just makes me crazy.

7) Turn-ons or what do you look for in a man?

Kindness, honesty, and definitely a wicked sense of humor. I mean being attractive and fit doesn’t hurt don’t get me wrong. But I’ll take the first three before looks any day.

8 ) Turn-offs

Pretty much the opposite of the above. My biggest turn offs are probably dishonesty and someone that’s perpetually superficial.

9) How long have you been modeling and why haven’t we seen more of your work?

Have been modeling for a number of years – mostly runway and event modeling. Just getting into glamour modeling — and I love it!! You’ll be seeing a lit more of me!

11) What are your favorite websites?

I’m strangely addicted to cnn.com. I also LOVE Last.fm

13) If there’s one thing the internet is lacking, it’s sexy female bloggers. Have you given any thought to blogging?

Hahahaa I’d love to do that!!! Fun fun fun.

14) What are your measurements?

36dd-25-38

15) Do you have any body piercings?

Yep, just a few though in classified spots. You need a security clearance to view them.

16) Underwear: Booty shorts, bikini style, thong, or “what’s underwear?”

Totally “what’s underear?” No question about it!

17) Have you every french kissed a girl?

Yep, and I would do it again.

18) Strangest place you’ve ever gotten frisky?

On an airplane that was semi-crowded. The flight attendant totally knew what we were doing too, and fortunately didn’t get us arrested! Thank you, whatever your name was!

19) Have you/will you ever do a nude photoshoot? If yes, would it belong in Playboy, Penthouse, or Hustler?

Yep, have done them already!!! Playboy all the way….

20) When was the last time you double clicked your mouse?

As often as it will let me. It double clicks me sometimes in return. We’re tight that way.

21) Moaner, screamer, or sexy mute?

Screamer. Yeah, whatever, bring ear plugs!