What’s up with the rash of hot chicks pumping their own gas? Kudos to brauds like Charlize Theron who aren’t too stuck up to pump their own gas, but I don’t know why Pedro isn’t out there helping her out? I already explained that you have a 50/50 shot of getting a cheap feel for a tip, so why not make the effort?

In related news, this morning I was at the gas station and saw a hot college chick. I asked if she wanted me to pump for her and she threatened to call the cops. I guess it’s all in the way you word things.