Unlike Ryan Seacrest, Ask Men’s 2009 Great Male Survey results are now out. Ask Men put together a bunch of questions regarding sex, lifestyle and men in 2009. My favorite result has to be that 48% of men would dump a girlfriend if she became fat. I’m sure the other 52% consisted of guys who date fat chicks and dudes that like to play with another guy’s Ben Hogan, so it’s a moot point.

Click here to see the results. You’re guaranteed to be entertained or they’ll give you your money back.