Don Chavez

I’ve got a two things I want to address because I mailed it in yesterday. The first of which is the Erin Andrews 911 tape, which TMZ unearthed and can be heard in the Youtube flick below. Yawn – can we put this thing to bed until somebody uncovers a) more footage, b) who the peeping tom is, or c) evidence that ESPN was behind the whole thing. Until then, this story is colder than Michael Jackson. And no, it’s not too soon, he was a pedderass.

The other big topic of the day is the David Ortiz steroid thingamagig. Really, is this an issue? I don’t understand why people are so upset about it. Actually, yes I do. You’re all a bunch of pussies that have nothing better to do than cry about a bunch of men tainting your precious game. A game that nobody would ever pay you to play, because you suck at it.

Don’t get me wrong, I love sports and I love the Boston sports teams, but when it comes down to it I couldn’t give a shit if the entire Red Sox squad was having a steroid injection party and invited the Yankees to it. Why? Didn’t you ever see A Bronx Tale?

I understand the fact that mainstream media is choking on a blogosphere teabag right now, but their take on these shenanigans is old and tired. Nobody cares about failed steroid tests prior to 2008 anymore. Everyone has come to grips with the fact at least one person (probably more) on their team was a juice head. So if you want to break some real news, start paying off club house attendants to steal player urine for testing. That’ll sell your papers.

And in other news, tell your Mom to stop posting videos on Youtube!