Don Chavez

Eva Mendes is currently in Italy vacationing so I decided that in between fighting crime and hunting down your next cheerleader scandal I would join her for a swim. Later on she went on some cruise with a bunch of guys in speedos that love to hug each other so I split.

After the break, more photos of Eva and her favorite wet noodle.

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This is a guest post by Jessica Mitchell, our resident one legged hot chick guest contributor. You can follow Jessica on Twitter here (@jessicamit).

Going tanning seems to be a passion amongst people my age in Oregon. Maybe because a tan looks better than rust – which your skin tends to do whilst living in Oregon. God, Oregonians are going to banish me forever – seriously, I love Oregon just hate the perpetual flow of rain drops pelting me whenever I’m there. Anyway, tan is better than rust. Tan is better than snow white skin too. When I lived there, I also went tanning a lot. When I visited family this past Christmas – somehow, even though I didn’t really need a tan all that badly (duh, I live in southern Cal) I decided to go with my friend and get one anyway.

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This probably isn’t breaking news to my readers, as I know the majority of you subscribe to Contraception Magazine, but a recent study in their June issue says the “withdrawal method” is almost as effective as a male condom. Wow, who was the guy behind this study? Wait, it was a chick?

The lead author, Rachel K. Jones, a senior research associate at the Guttmacher Institute, which studies reproductive health matters, said she and her co-authors were motivated to write the paper because it seemed to them the pullout method was getting short shrift.

“We had all noticed that social science researchers and health care providers just kind of dismiss withdrawal and don’t seem to realize that it can prevent pregnancy,” Ms. Jones said. “Most people seem to be under the impression that you might as well do nothing.”

Do people really think that? Like, if you don’t have a condom you just fire away and keep your fingers crossed? That’s sounds like someone trying to score an appearance on Maury Povich, not someone who is responsible enough to be getting laid.

Via NYT

Meet Sean Roberts, aka “Crazy Cracker”, the 19 year old genius who thought he would do an armed home invasion at 5 a.m. and take $120 cash, a DVD player, and a CD player. All was going to plan for him and his accomplice Billie Kiser, until the victim who was strangled by Kiser, gave police a description of the perps.

Evidently having a tattoo of the state of Florida not only makes you look like an ass, but it also makes it easy for the police to track you down.

Via TBO

Let me just go on the record as saying this video definitely exceeded my expectations. At best I was hoping for a sick wipe out into the water. Never did I think a dock would come into play. The only thing missing was a woman crying in the background and the cameraman saying “duuuuuuuude, you alright”.