Don Chavez

Hot chicks on webcam – Break
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Martina Stella one hot Italian POA – Gunaxin
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Man snags foul ball while holding kid – With Leather
Mascot fights fan – Busted Coverage
AIDS isn’t a good robbery tool – Blog of Hilarity
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Katie Faye in Playboy (Poland) – NS4W
A bunch of hot chicks – Caveman Circus
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Bai Ling shows some skin – Dirty Rotten Whore
100 Bay area slang terms in 3 minutes – Smoking Section
Bodypaint does a body good – On 205th
Hot chick’s with light sabers – Big Smudge
Hot chick dared into strip tease – Nearly Good
For all you booty fans out there – Real Talk NY

I’m not a Kendra Wilkinson fan beyond her fake parts, but I did catch one episode of her reality show and I can’t deny that it’s entertaining. Sure the plot sucks and it’s thoughtless TV, but without it we wouldn’t have the chance to see revealing clips like the one above, where her husband declares that she likes to brag about taking massive dumps.

Ladies, take note. We don’t want to hear about how you just took a smash and it wrapped around the throne 5 times. As far as we’re concerned, you shit rose petals and strawberries. Let’s keep it that way shall we?

Probably the easiest way to destroy a pair of boobs is to tattoo “Josh Grobin” on one of them. I’m hoping Katy Perry is just trying to be funny, and went home and washed the ink off using soap and water.

Via AJC

Gwinnett County Police said the homeowner, Constance Trahan, was operating a strip club in the basement and garage of her home in the 1400 block of Purcell Road.

Police said they found a sign that read “1 Dollar Jello Shots,” along with minors consuming alcohol on July 18.

“There were about 200 people there,” Ferguson said Tuesday. “It took an hour and half to clear the house.”

Police also arrested party guest Lester Ramirez, 20, who told officers there were dances in the garage/basement area and that Trahan was selling alcohol, according to a police report.

Ramirez, who lied about his age, was found carrying marijuana in his mouth, according to a police report.

Ramirez was charged with marijuana and alcohol possession, along with providing police with a false date of birth. He has since been released on a $3,900 bond.

Ferguson said he never saw any dancers, but knew there something more than a birthday party going on next door.

I expect nothing less from the Hotlanta area. First off, I want to say kudos to Trahan for opening up a makeshift strip club. In a really shitty economy, Trahan is a pioneer in the field of adult entertainment. Look at how much cash she’s moved to her bottom line by using her home for the club instead of renting a venue. On top of that, she’s got the $1 jello shot deal going for her, and we all know $1 jello shots put the horny college kids asses in the seats.

Now as for the neighbor he needs to chill the fuck out. So what if you weren’t invited to the check out the talent next door. You’ve got a child at home, you can’t be running off in the middle of the night to go hang out with chicks doused in cucumber melon body spray and glitter.

And Ratty Ramirez should get the book thrown at him for his actions. What’s the matter, is your girlfriend one of the strippers? Why would you tell the cops that it was a strip club? Obviously he wants to pay retail for his lap dances, because we all know that Trahan had the best deal in town. That’s right, $1 jello shots and $2 lap dances.

Well as much as Ramirez should be shame, I’ve also got to give him a virtual fist bump. Why? Because he just became the first entrant in a new segment called “Guy Code”.

Basically if you see anyone breaking one of the many laws of the “Guy Code”, send me the story and I break it down for everyone. It can be a news article, or you can email me your story about how your buddy broke one of the laws and I’ll rip him apart for you.

Guy Code: Though shalt not rat out makeshift strip club owners operating out of their home, regardless of how many grams of marijuana are hiding from the police in your mouth.

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I’m pretty sure this is the hippie dental plan. Basically whenever you get a toothache from lack of hygiene, you jump on your bike/skateboard/rollerblades and start attempting crazy stunts on camera. You don’t stop until you smash your face and knock the tooth out. It’s basically a win-win, because the toothache is gone and you make it to the front page of Break and they send you a check so you can go buy some candy to ruin the rest of your teeth. Sweet.