Don Chavez

Hot chicks and lower back dimples – Co-Ed Magazine
Elena will make your pants a little tighter – Totally Crap
Hot chick from the lingerie football league – Gunaxin
25 rare Star Wars photos – Manofest
Suggested titles for Octomom’s reality show – Celeb Jihad
Jennifer England and her boob salad – Rich and Brainless
Norman blames choke job on ex-wife – With Leather
Ms. Pacman just got sexy – Busted Coverage
Stacey “Legs” Keibler poolside in Vegas – NS4W
Hilarious slutty demotivational posters – DRW
Rooooooar it’s Madonna – Blog of Hilarity
A collection of T&A – Caveman Circus
This ass stops traffic – The Danza Tap
Church goers drunk on God – Tasty Booze
Meet Clooney’s new suck machine – Celebrity Odor
Best jeans evaaah – Loser with Socks
Suelyn Medeiros has fun with baby oil – Kontraband
Episode 2 of the TO Show – Real Talk NY
August 4th is the anti-Megan Fox day – On 205th
MMA submission of the year – Bachelor Guy
Gemma Atkinson and her British knockers – Banned in Hollywood
Tramp stamps galore – Regretful Morning
OMG- Funtasticus
Britney Spears nip slips – City Rag
Lucy Pinder has an okay body – EJB

Flagstaff police are on the hunt for a man who alleged tried to kidnap a woman while wearing nothing but a pair of brown socks.

The woman was walking near East Lockett Road and North Patterson Boulevard around 2:30 p.m. when a man inside an SUV drove up from behind. The man reportedly told the woman he was naked and masturbating, said Sgt. Michael Terrin, a Flagstaff Police Department spokesman.

Police said the woman declined and continued walking.

The man drove on, and then turned around to wait for the woman. The driver again drove toward the woman, then got out of his SUV wearing only brown socks and grabbed the woman, repeatedly saying, “Come on baby, get in the car.”

The suspect tried to force the woman inside and she yelled and fough back by kicking, scratching and slapping him, Terrin said. The man let go of her, got back in his vehicle and fled west on Lockett Road.

There’s no denying that the incident is scary as hell. However, there is a funny twist to the story. As you can see from the police sketch of the attempted kidnapper (see above), there’s a striking resemblance to someone but I just can’t put my finger on it. Hmm. Wait a second – is that Ditka? Where do I collect my $1,000 cash reward?

Via AZ Central

What better way to enjoy Summer than ye olde Codfish relay race? Ya, I had no clue what a Codfish race was either, and my words can’t do it justice. So let’s go to the video tape of the 2008 race, shall we?

So it seems like harmless New England Redneck fun right? That is until a 60 man battle royale breaks out!

At least 12 police units, including seven Maine State Police troopers and five Washington County sheriff’s deputies, responded to the melee at the annual Cod Fish Races on High Street about 4 p.m. Saturday. Two people were taken to a hospital for treatment, including the Milbridge town manager.

Town Manager Lewis Pinkham, who also serves as the town’s police chief, was injured when he was knocked to the ground while attempting to stop the fight. Pinkham and another person, whose name was not available Sunday, were taken in personal vehicles to Down East Community Hospital in Machias for treatment of minor injuries.

Arrested for assault was Aaron Kennedy, 26, of Cherryfield. He was taken to Washington County Jail. Three other people were issued summonses for disorderly conduct, Curtis said. Their names were not immediately available.

So ya, a little bit of booze got in the way of some small town fun, and the Maine version of Eminem got arrested. I’m not kidding, just check out Aaron Kennedy’s Myspace profile, his rhymes are dope. In all honesty, I’m not biting on this story one bit. The fight never happened, and this is Kennedy’s and the town of Milbridge’s weak attempt to give Kennedy some street cred in hip hop nation. Well it’s not gonna work homeboy – you’re small town for life.

Milbridge mele leads to injuries, charges – Bangor Daily News

That’s right, not photo-bombed, but video-bombed. Initially I was all set for some sloppy editing to accidentally show some boobage until the fat man showed up in this video. It was at that point that I was glad there were black bars keeping my eyes from being ingrained with the image of his naked squatting body.

FYI, the brunette on the left dominates the three other chicks. If anyone knows who she is, send me some pictures of her so I can share them with the Vezaholics. Don’t be greedy, cough’em up.

I know that a bunch of you are Tony Parker fans so I decided to post these pics. Not really. I figured you guys are just into seeing chicks in funny poses while wearing bathing suits that aren’t really bathing suits. Enough with the fashion critique already, more pics after the break.

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