Don Chavez

I’m not shy about much of anything. Don’t quite know where that came from, but I’ve always been that way. I’m glad I was built that way, because worrying about what other people are thinking drives people insane – and in the case of southern California, drives people to their plastic surgeon’s office to have their faces pulled so tight so they look, well, bizarre. I’m not saying I’m not curious what people are thinking, I just don’t care very much if they’re thinking good or ill about me. My friends tell me I’m a liar – that everyone cares what other people think. Maybe, but I’m one of the lucky ones who doesn’t lose any sleep over it. This quality has come in handy since my amputation, to say the least.

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You ever wonder how a band got their name? For instance, I always thought that “Backstreet Boys” was code for anyone that gets fondled by their manager. Evidently I was wrong, as the group was named after a flea market in Orlando, FL.

What about U2? An Irish unemployment form. Fastball? A porno movie. The Ramones? Paul McCartney’s pseudonym Paul Ramone. You get the point.

Head on over to Wikipedia to see the list that has been compiled using lots and lots of free labor.

List of band name etymologies – Wikipedia

This is what happens when you go around stealing milk crates from the back of grocery stores. You stack them up in an attempt to make a viral video, and the next thing you know you’re girlfriend is knocked up by the mailman and you’ve got a broken wrist.

But hey, congratulations to this guy. He’s officially gone viral with his video as it’s on the front page of Break, although I think he anticipated going viral in another way. Well, I hate to break it to him, but had he made it from the last crate to the trampoline, this video straight out would have sucked.

However, given that I can see his Ulna attempting to make a cameo appearance outside his skin, this video is definitely worth rewatching and emailing to your friends to gross them out.

Gee, I wonder what “ESPN reporter video” the Wall Street Journal is referring to? I know the Erin Andrews peephole scandal is too disgusting, vile, and off topic for the Wall Street Journal but I guess it’s good enough for their Adwords campaign.

Oh and in case you’ve been in a cave the past two weeks, read all about the scandal here.

Ok, things are back to normal at DC headquarters. Let’s get the ball rolling today with some links. Also, don’t forget to visit my new HOT LINKS page and bookmark that shit.

Not a chance in hell those are real – Gorilla Mask
Hot chicks in the kitchen – Co-Ed Magazine
Thank God for nipples – City Rag
Mattress dominoes? Ok. – EJB
Translation, she’s banging her trainer – Kontraband
WTF LOL – Totally Crap
Miranda Kerr topless at the beach – Celeb Jihad
Hot chicks on webcam – Break
Hot chicks with power tools – Gunaxin
More smutty pics for your perusal – Busted Coverage
Jennifer Korbin is a POA – Czabe
Lohan forgot her pants – DRW
This story won’t die – Deadspin
Synchronize swimming meets Led Zepplin – With Leather
Eliza Dushku sexy time pics – Caveman Circus
St. Louis hotties – Inside STL
Hottest MMA ring girls – Uncoached
Natalie Gulbis bikini shots – Big Smudge
I think I’ll pass – Blog of Hilarity
Jessica-Jane Clement in lingerie – On 205th
Amazing arse shots- Rich and Brainless
Donnell Rowlings mocks Stephon Marbury – Real Talk NY
Kelly Hu steams up the red carpet – Use My Computer
Busty chick teaches you how to tie a bow tie – Boobie Blog
Madonna’s erotic messages for sale – Pop Crunch
MLB catch of the year? – Total Pro Sports
They had a nerd rave – Warming Glow
Lotion + boob salad makes for a great video – Nearly Good
Surprise celeb enhancements – YepYep