Don Chavez

Talk about your all-time backfires. The Boston Celtics held their auditions last night at the House of Blues in Boston and I was going to go to take some pics for you guys but I got busy eating paint chips. I figured that there would be some pictures floating around through various outlets, mainly myfoxboston.com, and low and behold this is what we get.

Ya, the pics are kinda blurry. I’m sure there’s at least one person in this world that has some sort of vision disorder that makes this shit appear clear as day and in 3-D for them, but as for the rest of us we’re left with a bunch of pointless photos.

If you happen to be that one person with the eye disorder I was talking about, you can see the entire gallery here.

Seriously, did anyone even look at these pictures before publishing them? Hopefully somebody like Red’s Army and has pics better than this.

Update: Alright, I’ll give myfoxboston.com an Internet high five for their video coverage…

If I wasn’t so lazy I’d stand up and applaud this asshat for his courage, bravery, and use of gravity and a folding chair. I can guarantee you that this guy is a straight shooter. If your breath stinks, your shirt is ugly, or your girlfriend is cheating on you with your brother, this guy will look you right in the eye and tell you. That’s just how he rolls.

On another note, I think I might like the self inflicted faceplant better than the accidental faceplant. What do you think?

It’s Friday and if you’re already thinking about what you’re going to order for your first drink of the weekend, don’t worry. That’s normal at 9 a.m. If you’re new here, you need to visit my new Hot Links page. It’ll make you smile and your pants will fit tighter. After you’re done there, you can check out the rest of these links.

We’ve got a lot to cover today…

American Psycho music video – Totally Crap
Boobs and beer – Gunaxin
The history of America – EHOWA
Mascot smashes his nuts – Deadspin
Vanessa Hudgens stretches in a bikini – DRW
Hot chicks dancing on cam – Break
The other Hilton chick – Use My Computer
Naughty college softball player – Busted Coverage
Exclusive Scarlett Johansson nudes – Celeb Jihad
Evan Rachel Wood sans clothing – Pop Crunch
A gallery of posteriors – Rich and Brainless
Cristina Del Basso calendar shoot (HOT) – Boobie Blog
Macgyver has a dirty secret – Blog of Hilarity
Kendra Wilkinson topless wedding photos – Taxi Driver Movie
Hot chicks and wine – Uncoached
Big Ben says he didn’t tap that – With Leather
Best underboob ever – The Blemish
Paula LaRocca is all teeth and boobs – Gorilla Mask
Zimany Linda sings into her microphone – On 205th
Erin Andrews tape vs. Lebron Tape – Total Pro Sports
Diddy on Letterman – Real Talk NY
Avril Lavigne trying to be sexy – Caveman Circus
Homemaking hotties – Co-Ed Magazine
Sun tan fail – Kontraband
Drunk celeb faces – City Rag
The smartest woman in California – Manofest
Drunk bike riding! – EJB
Tracy Morgan is entertaining – Warming Glow
What a cute bird! – Film Drunk
10 weed related videos – Hail Mary Jane
Best wedding dance ever – Nearly Good

Hi CBS research team. Congratulations on finally doing some research and I’m assuming landing on this site. You’re assumption that this is a sports blog is flattering but I prefer men’s entertainment portal, because we cover everything and anything that’s remotely entertaining or repulsive.

My only question is why are you guys interviewing that guy in the cool black t-shirt? Why not go right to the guy who has been covering this story from day one? Just because this guy knows how to plug in “goblazers1″ in pipl.com and Google doesn’t make him an expert. Oh, and what was that expert insight he gave – the inside job/ESPN cameraman theory. Where did he pick that up, TMZ?

My favorite part of this video has to be the dude from Wired with his cellphone. Mystery solved, it had to have been an ESPN crew member with a Blackberry.

Seriously, these clowns are making me feel like Agent Smecker – minus the cuddling with dudes part.

Unlike Ryan Seacrest, Ask Men’s 2009 Great Male Survey results are now out. Ask Men put together a bunch of questions regarding sex, lifestyle and men in 2009. My favorite result has to be that 48% of men would dump a girlfriend if she became fat. I’m sure the other 52% consisted of guys who date fat chicks and dudes that like to play with another guy’s Ben Hogan, so it’s a moot point.

Click here to see the results. You’re guaranteed to be entertained or they’ll give you your money back.