Don Chavez

I’m not a hair stylists, and I don’t pretend to be one behind closed doors or on the Internet. But when I saw these pictures of Elizabeth Banks I thought they were a joke. As in it’s part of her character for a new movie, almost the way that Sacha Baron Cohen parades around as Bruno.

But I was wrong, she’s serious with that hair. I’d almost venture to say that she’s making an effort not to get laid, but I think that would be a reach. It’s probably more of a ploy to stop Seth Rogan from hitting on her.

Perhaps it’s just her inner dork starting to shine, because no matter how hot an actress is, she’s still the geek from theater class with a decade of build up sexual repression.

You see that CSPAN? That’s how you put asses in the seats. You hold a co-ed royal rumble anytime there is a voting session or hearing. Think of how much more interesting the MLB steroid testimonies would have been if you let everybody go ape shit on each other. I would have paid to watch that – or at least convinced my neighbor to pay for it and then invited myself over his house.

It was only a matter of time before the second hottest sportscaster in the U.S. was asked to chime in on the Erin Andrews peephole video scandal. No I’m not referring to you Mariotti – go back to making those Direct TV commercials. Wait that’s not you?

Of course, I’m referring to Heidi Whatney…

Watney, who phoned in from Texas where the team took on the Rangers, said Sox traveling secretary Jack McCormick has taken some extra measures to secure her room and all the players’ rooms. She also said he’s hired extra security.

“My boss just jokingly told me to use the hotel robe,” said Watney, who said she hasn’t seen the scandalous online footage. “I did cover the peephole.”

So maybe now MSM can spin this into there being a serial sportscaster peeping tom on the lose. He doesn’t have a job, but he has the money and time to travel around the country following sportscasters and peeping on them through the peephole in the door.

Via the Boston Herald

So while MSM continues to look like a monkey fucking a football, bookmark Donchavez.com to get nothing but the facts.

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Looks like someone has some explaining to do about what went on at their bachelorette party. So while she’s coming up with some horrible excuse, visit my Hot Links page here, and bookmark that shit so I won’t have to send Drunken Stepfather after you.

Guess who was mentioned on Page Six today? – NY Post
Peta brings up the Sea Kitten – Gunaxin
ESPN policy. What’s that? – Deadspin
Random cleavage – Boobie Blog
Bar Refaeli photoshoot – Use My Computer
Screen shot from the new Twilight sequel – Celeb Jihad
A gallery of distinguished hot chicks – Busted Coverage
Porn moves you shold NEVER use – Ask Men
Man up and catch the ball – With Leather
Whitney Port tests out a bikini – Rich and Brainless
Nichole Johnson has quite a rack – Gorilla Mask
The Myspace toolbox – Uncoached
15 greatest moments in “caught looking” – Banned in Hollywood
10 NHL games to watch this year – Total Pro Sports
WTF is wrong with Lady Gaga – Caveman Circus
Scarlett Johansson in Iron Man 2. I know you can’t wait. – The Blemish
A huge Erin Andrews photo gallery – Co-Ed Magazine
Hilarious phone sex video – Kontraband
The cutting edge of balloon delivery – Totally Crap
Tata Thursday – Funtasticus
Star Wars meets MC Hammer – EJB
Blake Lively pokies – Glamzilla
Subway drive thru – EHOWA
Hot chicks on video – Break

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