Don Chavez

Every time I see Nicollette Sheridan prancing around with her tight body in a wet, skimpy bikini, I can’t help but think that she rents the house next to her’s in Malibu and let’s the paparazzi stay there. Then in the morning she gets up, puts her face on, limbers up with some yoga, then runs around on the beach in slow motion. After a couple minutes of slow motion, she then goes over to her back deck where she performs the “Alba pose” for roughly ten minutes. Then, it’s Miller time and nobody sees her for another month.

More of sweet cheeks after the break.