
As many of you probably noticed, on Friday I didn’t post the weekly “Ask a hot chick” article. The reason for that was threefold. The weather was awesome and I was already getting drunk at 4, Jessica was traveling and didn’t get her homework done on time, and the biggest reason was that none of you donkeys submitted a question last week.
So instead of making something up, Jessica sent me a giant picture of her boob. I covered it with a fat asian kid, and posted it as a reminder that you need to ask Jessica questions in order for her to respond to them. How hard can it be? Besides the fact that I think you guys have been a bunch of vagenes and have barely pushed the envelope with her.
That being said, drop your questions in the comment section, or Tweet them to Jessica here.
I can tell you why no one is interested any more. She is a big fake the stories are to far fetched to be real. Funny yes Fiction yes. I wonder how hairy she really is?
Jessica,
Good to see you have such a positive spirit. Well, a logical question to ask you is how has sex improved/deteriorated since you lost your leg? Does having the missing limb create opportunities for new positions or scenarios? I say this assuming you have had sex since you found yourself a few pounds lighter. Thanks for your column, it is truly entertaining.
A middle aged fan in the mid-west.
How do you get a hot chick out of your head?
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