Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton scratched her crotch on camera in Bora Bora, and it would make sense for me to construe some sort of joke about crabs. But I’m going to refrain from the crabs jokes because we all know that it’s Herpes keeping her off of your celebrity bang list. That and the fact that the only way you’d meet her is if you’re one of those douchebags that wear Affliction shirts and go to wicked pissa nightclubs.

More pics of the 2009 Ms. Herpes Pageant winner after the break.


Paris HiltonParis HiltonParis HiltonParis HiltonParis HiltonParis HiltonParis HiltonParis HiltonParis Hilton

Related Posts with Thumbnails