These pictures are from some adult video store grand opening or something like that. The chick above with the Turtle looking dude is Jesse Jane, who I’ve always contended looks like a frog. Somewhere along the line, Jesse has dipped her toes into the mainstream, but I’m not sure why. She can’t act, she looks like a frog, and she’s got a bad case of the blue vein.

Also, I think she broke some sort of a porn union rule by flashing for the cameras. Everyone knows that you’re not supposed to flash unless its for $20 and it’s being taken by a polaroid camera. I pretty sure Jesse just pissed all over the hard work of the porn stars before her, that traveled the country allow fans a quick titty grab and a photo but only if they paid.

I guess porn just ain’t what it used to be…there’s no honor amongst these girls anymore.