Maybe a week or two ago, Aerosmith front man Steven Tyler took a nasty spill off the stage and ended up with a busted shoulder and ego. Well now I realize that the cause of his spill was, without a doubt, a 5 mph gust of wind.
No, I’m serious. That’s really him in the above photo. If you’re like me you just wasted 5 minutes of your life trying to figure out if that’s Tyler or some rich old bitch trying to show cleavage, but it’s actually him. Somebody get the dude on a bacon and bacon diet stat.