Don Chavez

HENRICO, Va. – Surveillance video captured images of a man stealing pornographic DVD’s valued between $130,000 to $150,000 from an adult store in Henrico County.

The burglary happened early Sunday morning at Taboo.

Police have yet to make an arrest.

This is the store’s second burglary in four years.

15 DVD books were stolen from a locked cabinet which contained a stack of roughly four thousand DVD cases.

The suspect was able to bypass the alarm and motion sensors and steal the business’s computer operating system and stereo.

Investigators ask anyone with information to call Henrico Police or Crime Stoppers at 804-780-1000.

Hey, hasn’t this guy heard of the Internet? Obviously not, because 99.9999% of it consists of free porn (the rest is news, sports, gambling, and Ron Paul conspiracy theories). So why go through the Magruber hassle of avoiding a security system to do a B & E, when he could have just surfed the Net from the comfort of his home or public library? Sounds like an inside job to me.

P.S. That’s definitely the guy from the Mac commercials, right?