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I’m pretty sure that by now we have all seen Jennifer Aniston’s upcoming film “The Bounty” in it’s entirety. All that’s left is for someone to fill in the plot with some words, so I’ll do it for you.

Random guy: “Hey Bounty Hunter, you have to kill some hot chick!”

Bounty Hunter: “Sweet, pay me and I will.”

Hot chick: “You’re my husband, why are you trying to kill me?”

Bounty Hunter: “Because someone is paying me”

Tussle, kick to the groin, hot chick runs. 62 minutes of the hot chick running and hiding in the city, with her husband/bounty hunter almost catching her. Insert cameo by Dog the Bounty Hunter and his wife Beth. Insert token black cab driver to save the day. Cab driver kills the Bounty Hunter, then fucks the Bounty Hunter’s hot chick wife/mark.

Roll credits.

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