Don Chavez

Gun to your head, would you let Kathie Lee Gifford smell your farts? I wouldn’t. All she’d do is bitch, bitch, bitch and I’d be ready for the old swan dive off of a tall building.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that Frank Gifford’s chronic hemorrhoid paid photographers to follow her around, because nobody gives a shit about her. Remember they used to let her be on the Live with Regis show, until they figured out that anybody could do her job? Yet somehow, she keeps getting her foot in the door with the networks.

I think it’s obvious that she has photos of a network exec getting head from a tranny hooker, right? Because that’s how you got a network gig in the old days. Ya now, before leaked sex tapes became cool.