A hoe? That’s the best weapon this lady could come up with to fend off a reporter from asking questions? What ever happened to being the crazy old lady with a shotgun?

Seriously though, this whole thing unfolded in Florida, which probably surprises most of you. You see most of the country hears Florida and they think of the sexy Miami nightlife, Disney World in Orlando, and that relaxing ocean front property that your grandparents retired on.

Well Florida is a huge ass state, and in between those three places I mentioned there is a lot of swampland, and well, people with no money and the intelligence of a dead car battery. So while you might think of the Sunshine State as all cupcakes and rainbows, to me this kind of stuff is par for the course.

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